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Post by Sarah on Nov 26, 2007 18:14:10 GMT 2
Hey Everybody!!I really like to thank the great "Miss Nourhan" for making this thread "Jokes and Riddles"....I got alot of Jokes and riddles I'll post alot!!!Promise...you'll laugh alot!!So just visit this thread daily and make your life a smile! So anyone who'd like to tell us a riddles or a joke please post it here.... Because at Nourhan's forum everybody's welcomed!! Enjoy!! ;D
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Post by Sarah on Nov 26, 2007 18:19:35 GMT 2
HEHEHE!! ;D I hope you liked it~ yours(^__^)PROUDLY! Sarah!
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Post by Sarah on Nov 26, 2007 18:27:25 GMT 2
Hey!These are just for fun...maybe not funny! But they are jokes!!
-What time is it when you have to go the dentist? Tooth Hurty! -Who likes to drink cocoa? A Cocoanut! -What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. -What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs? Be careful not to step on a poodle! - What is even smarter than a talking bird? A Spelling Bee! - Who is the greatest underwater spy? James POND! - What sickness does a martial artist have? Kung FLU! -What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale? Nothing! It's a SOFT drink! - Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake! -What kind of a storm is always in a rush? A Hurry Cain! -Why are there gates around graveyards? Because everybody is DYING to get in! - What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog? A flying carpet!
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Post by Sarah on Nov 26, 2007 18:30:02 GMT 2
Hey Hey hey!!Guys!! you gotta post stuff...However!! Listen to this...OoOops! I mean read this!!
What pet does everyone have? An Armpet!
What did the nut say when it sneezed? "Cashew"!
What table can we eat? A vegeTABLE!
Which is faster: Hot or Cold? Hot, 'cause you can catch a cold!
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Post by Sarah on Nov 26, 2007 18:31:53 GMT 2
And you'll enjloy these too!!::
Why does "A" look like a flower? Because "B" follows it! What did Cinderella say to the photographer? I want my "prints" back! What is a cannibal's favourite game? Swallow the Leader! Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert? He was stuffed! What does a farmer use to count his cattle? A COWculator!
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Post by Sarah on Nov 26, 2007 18:33:11 GMT 2
Hahahahaahhahaaa!!!That's so funny!!! ;D Why didn't the skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with! Who won when the two waves raced? They tide!
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Post by Sarah on Nov 26, 2007 18:36:55 GMT 2
LOL!!!!!LAUGH IT OUT LOUD!!!!
Who is the ruler of the beach? The Sand-witch!
What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved!
Oh!!I laughed alot today!!
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Post by Sarah on Nov 27, 2007 17:12:40 GMT 2
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Post by Sarah on Nov 27, 2007 17:15:28 GMT 2
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Post by Sarah on Nov 27, 2007 17:20:21 GMT 2
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Post by Sarah on Nov 27, 2007 17:23:24 GMT 2
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Post by Sarah on Nov 27, 2007 17:25:37 GMT 2
Had Enough today!!I just laughed alot!! lol See ya everybody later!!
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Post by Sarah on Nov 27, 2007 17:29:09 GMT 2
Hey Wait!!I really want you to see this funny one!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Sarah on Nov 27, 2007 17:30:29 GMT 2
No No No No!! I can't leave without posting this!!
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Post by Sarah on Nov 27, 2007 17:33:29 GMT 2
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