Post by Miss Nourhan on Nov 11, 2007 20:41:04 GMT 2
Hey!Check out this cool test!
You can check your answers below!
Enjoy!! ;D
Beginning of the test:
When walking through a door, do you...
A)Open the door, hold it open for the next person, and then walk right on through.
B)Open the door and walk right on through, ignoring whoever's behind you.
C)Open the door, hold it open, wait for everybody nearby to walk on through, look around for anyone else, neatly close the door behind.
D)Slam your hand on the wheelchair symbol to make the door open automatically, watching it smash the face of an oncoming person as you walk on through.
You decide to take the night off and go to a movie. What do you see?
A)A comedy, maybe sci-fi or horror.
B)Dramas. Don't forget the kleenex-box.
C)I'll see anything with Pauley Shore! I must have seen 'Bio-Dome' twenty-three times!
D)John Woo flicks.
When getting up in the morning, do you...
A)Wake up right at 7:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
B)Look at the time, hit the snooze alarm, roll over, and then get kicked out of bed by your mate.
C)Get up, fall asleep in the shower, go to breakfast, fall face-first into your cereal, go outside, fall asleep in your car, drive to work/school, snore loudly.
D)Wonder whose house you're at and how you came to be wearing that sailor suit.
What is your favorite color?
A)Red
B)Blue
C)Why pink, of course, it's the same color as my house!
D)Black. All of my clothes are black. My hair is dyed black. I wear black lipstick and listen to The Cure all day. Death is my favorite character from Sandman.
You're going to the Zoo. What do you visit?
A)Lions, tigers, giraffes, that sort of thing.
B)The reptile house to see if maybe they'll let me hold the snakes.
C)To the monkeys and apes so I can gain information to disprove those awful Darwinists! I also have a Jesus Fish on my car.
D)Back to my cage to see if any of my stuff is still there. I say hi to the new tenants.
It's dinner time and you're hungry. What do you eat?
A)A hamburger, fries, maybe a soda.
B)A nice lobster or steak dinner, some salad.
C)A Spamwich between two rice cakes, and some plain yogurt for flavor. Mmm-mmm good!
D)Well, first I have the Hunt. I don an antler helmet and strip down to a loincloth, and then gather my friends and release an animal in the house. We then proceed to chase it with spears and high-powered rifles, eventually cornering it and gutting it in little Timmy's room. We then stick its head on a pig-pole and dance around the room wildly singing war chants.
What is your political affiliation?
A)Democrat
B)Republican
C)I, uh, think that Perot is really great, and, uh, has a real chance to win this year! Yeah! Really!
D)I agree with Lyndon H. LaRouche Jr.'s policy to shoot Jane Fonda with a laser beam from space.
What section of the newspaper do you read first?
A)The comics or sports page.
B)The front page. News is important.
C)I don't read the newspaper, cuz I get all the information I need from Oprah and Ricki.
D)The obituaries. I like to make sure I'm not listed.
You look outside and discover today's your favorite weather. Is it...
A)A nice warm day, not to hot, perfect for outdoor activity.
B)A dark wet rainstorm, great for atmosphere.
C)Why, I LO-OVE the sun and HA-ATE the rain. It's so nasty and gloomy, and Mr. Sun allows me to go to the beach and sunbathe in my 3-sizes-to-small bikini! Tee-hee!
D)Tornados, lightning storms, and earthquakes where giant cracks open in the ground.
You're going to a concert. What do you choose?
A)Some rock or rap group. Creed.
B)Light rock, like Maria Carey.
C)Why, Top 40 of course! Hootie and the Blowfish are the greatest thing since breakfast cereal!
D)Deicide.
You wake up on the thirteenth and fall out of bed, smashing a mirror. You spill salt on yourself at breakfast, and as you walk out the door a black cat crosses your path. You enter into work walking under a ladder, causing the guy on it to fall off. As you make your way through the hallways everyone seemes to look at you with sadness or averts their gaze. When you reach your desk you find a note pinned to it saying your boss wants to see you. Do you...
A)Cross your fingers and hope for the best.
B)Go on in and get fired.
C)Walk in and say 'Hi, Dad!'
D)Wonder how you suddenly came to work in an office when you've been spending the last five years on a mountain in Tibet worshipping a yak named 'ANZEL'.
They want to make English the national language of the United States. What's your opinion?
A)It's unfair to immigrants and it's good when we're exposed to other cultures.
B)I guess it's O.K. I really don't see it as that big of an issue.
C)Well, by golly, it's gosh-durn time! All then d**n foreigners have been corrupting our youths with their twisted ways, and it's about time we did something! If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
D)They are fools all. The national language of the country should be Esperanto.
You're driving down the street at 50 MPH when the traffic light suddenly turns yellow. Do you...
A)Put the pedal to the metal and speed through.
B)Hit the brakes.
C)Start to go through, realize you're not going to make it, slam on the brakes, screech to an agonizing halt, end up in the middle of the intersection (looking like a fool, I might add), meekly make your way past the rest with your tail between your legs.
D)Flip on your homemade infared siren and make the light change to green.
Where do you see yourself at age eighty?
A)Living with my spouse in a beautiful blue house with a white picket fence and a bunch of pink flamingos.
B)In a rest home using a walker or wheelchair.
C)Why, I'm going to live with my son and his wife and sleep between them in their bed every night!
D)A he ad in a jar as the twelfth victim of the 'Reaver-Cleaver'.
It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and the horizon is encompassed in flames. Mutants walk the streets and black ash and rubble cover all as the sky turns to red and the seas boil away. You've just seen your best friend torn to shreds and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...
A)Vow to someday rebuild society.
B)Double over in grief and despair and wait for a painful death.
C)Start a despotic government in which you are supreme ruler over a coalition of potato-farmers.
D)Congratulate yourself on a job well done.
The end
ANSWERS:
You probably have a lot from each, but add up the letters you got the most of and check the column below. Also remember to check the individual notes for specific personality traits.
MOSTLY A's: You are possibly quite optimistic, decisive, outgoing, ordinary or forward. You believe that 'he who hesitates is lost', and are probably quite light-hearted.
MOSTLY B's: You are possibly very serious, pessimistic, careful, intelligent or quiet. A 'look before you leap' kind of person. You may get depressed often.
MOSTLY C's: You are stupid, boring, indecisive, a conformist, naive and extremely pathetic. You have absolutely no chance of succeeding in life, and frankly, deserve to be taken out and shot.
MOSTLY D's: You're a frickin' freak! You're a complete deviant and weirdo! Welcome to the club! We hold meetings on Thursdays.
Hope you enjoyed it!
You can check your answers below!
Enjoy!! ;D
Beginning of the test:
When walking through a door, do you...
A)Open the door, hold it open for the next person, and then walk right on through.
B)Open the door and walk right on through, ignoring whoever's behind you.
C)Open the door, hold it open, wait for everybody nearby to walk on through, look around for anyone else, neatly close the door behind.
D)Slam your hand on the wheelchair symbol to make the door open automatically, watching it smash the face of an oncoming person as you walk on through.
You decide to take the night off and go to a movie. What do you see?
A)A comedy, maybe sci-fi or horror.
B)Dramas. Don't forget the kleenex-box.
C)I'll see anything with Pauley Shore! I must have seen 'Bio-Dome' twenty-three times!
D)John Woo flicks.
When getting up in the morning, do you...
A)Wake up right at 7:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
B)Look at the time, hit the snooze alarm, roll over, and then get kicked out of bed by your mate.
C)Get up, fall asleep in the shower, go to breakfast, fall face-first into your cereal, go outside, fall asleep in your car, drive to work/school, snore loudly.
D)Wonder whose house you're at and how you came to be wearing that sailor suit.
What is your favorite color?
A)Red
B)Blue
C)Why pink, of course, it's the same color as my house!
D)Black. All of my clothes are black. My hair is dyed black. I wear black lipstick and listen to The Cure all day. Death is my favorite character from Sandman.
You're going to the Zoo. What do you visit?
A)Lions, tigers, giraffes, that sort of thing.
B)The reptile house to see if maybe they'll let me hold the snakes.
C)To the monkeys and apes so I can gain information to disprove those awful Darwinists! I also have a Jesus Fish on my car.
D)Back to my cage to see if any of my stuff is still there. I say hi to the new tenants.
It's dinner time and you're hungry. What do you eat?
A)A hamburger, fries, maybe a soda.
B)A nice lobster or steak dinner, some salad.
C)A Spamwich between two rice cakes, and some plain yogurt for flavor. Mmm-mmm good!
D)Well, first I have the Hunt. I don an antler helmet and strip down to a loincloth, and then gather my friends and release an animal in the house. We then proceed to chase it with spears and high-powered rifles, eventually cornering it and gutting it in little Timmy's room. We then stick its head on a pig-pole and dance around the room wildly singing war chants.
What is your political affiliation?
A)Democrat
B)Republican
C)I, uh, think that Perot is really great, and, uh, has a real chance to win this year! Yeah! Really!
D)I agree with Lyndon H. LaRouche Jr.'s policy to shoot Jane Fonda with a laser beam from space.
What section of the newspaper do you read first?
A)The comics or sports page.
B)The front page. News is important.
C)I don't read the newspaper, cuz I get all the information I need from Oprah and Ricki.
D)The obituaries. I like to make sure I'm not listed.
You look outside and discover today's your favorite weather. Is it...
A)A nice warm day, not to hot, perfect for outdoor activity.
B)A dark wet rainstorm, great for atmosphere.
C)Why, I LO-OVE the sun and HA-ATE the rain. It's so nasty and gloomy, and Mr. Sun allows me to go to the beach and sunbathe in my 3-sizes-to-small bikini! Tee-hee!
D)Tornados, lightning storms, and earthquakes where giant cracks open in the ground.
You're going to a concert. What do you choose?
A)Some rock or rap group. Creed.
B)Light rock, like Maria Carey.
C)Why, Top 40 of course! Hootie and the Blowfish are the greatest thing since breakfast cereal!
D)Deicide.
You wake up on the thirteenth and fall out of bed, smashing a mirror. You spill salt on yourself at breakfast, and as you walk out the door a black cat crosses your path. You enter into work walking under a ladder, causing the guy on it to fall off. As you make your way through the hallways everyone seemes to look at you with sadness or averts their gaze. When you reach your desk you find a note pinned to it saying your boss wants to see you. Do you...
A)Cross your fingers and hope for the best.
B)Go on in and get fired.
C)Walk in and say 'Hi, Dad!'
D)Wonder how you suddenly came to work in an office when you've been spending the last five years on a mountain in Tibet worshipping a yak named 'ANZEL'.
They want to make English the national language of the United States. What's your opinion?
A)It's unfair to immigrants and it's good when we're exposed to other cultures.
B)I guess it's O.K. I really don't see it as that big of an issue.
C)Well, by golly, it's gosh-durn time! All then d**n foreigners have been corrupting our youths with their twisted ways, and it's about time we did something! If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
D)They are fools all. The national language of the country should be Esperanto.
You're driving down the street at 50 MPH when the traffic light suddenly turns yellow. Do you...
A)Put the pedal to the metal and speed through.
B)Hit the brakes.
C)Start to go through, realize you're not going to make it, slam on the brakes, screech to an agonizing halt, end up in the middle of the intersection (looking like a fool, I might add), meekly make your way past the rest with your tail between your legs.
D)Flip on your homemade infared siren and make the light change to green.
Where do you see yourself at age eighty?
A)Living with my spouse in a beautiful blue house with a white picket fence and a bunch of pink flamingos.
B)In a rest home using a walker or wheelchair.
C)Why, I'm going to live with my son and his wife and sleep between them in their bed every night!
D)A he ad in a jar as the twelfth victim of the 'Reaver-Cleaver'.
It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and the horizon is encompassed in flames. Mutants walk the streets and black ash and rubble cover all as the sky turns to red and the seas boil away. You've just seen your best friend torn to shreds and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...
A)Vow to someday rebuild society.
B)Double over in grief and despair and wait for a painful death.
C)Start a despotic government in which you are supreme ruler over a coalition of potato-farmers.
D)Congratulate yourself on a job well done.
The end
ANSWERS:
You probably have a lot from each, but add up the letters you got the most of and check the column below. Also remember to check the individual notes for specific personality traits.
MOSTLY A's: You are possibly quite optimistic, decisive, outgoing, ordinary or forward. You believe that 'he who hesitates is lost', and are probably quite light-hearted.
MOSTLY B's: You are possibly very serious, pessimistic, careful, intelligent or quiet. A 'look before you leap' kind of person. You may get depressed often.
MOSTLY C's: You are stupid, boring, indecisive, a conformist, naive and extremely pathetic. You have absolutely no chance of succeeding in life, and frankly, deserve to be taken out and shot.
MOSTLY D's: You're a frickin' freak! You're a complete deviant and weirdo! Welcome to the club! We hold meetings on Thursdays.
Hope you enjoyed it!