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Post by Miss Nourhan on Jan 22, 2008 14:16:41 GMT 2
This is the place to post jokes about school,teachers,school subjects..anyting related to education! ;D Personally,I really enjoy school jokes! Here's one: A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do... anything!!!"
He returns her gaze. "Anything???"
"Yes...Anything!!!"
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
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Post by Miss Nourhan on Jan 23, 2008 13:02:27 GMT 2
;D Here are two:
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either ! ---------------------------------------------- Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you ? Pupil: How did you know ? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither" !
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Post by Sarah on Jan 24, 2008 19:05:10 GMT 2
Hehe...Yh Yh!!! Love these jokes... Here is one: Pupil:Teach.?Is a person punished for what he didn't make? Teacher:Absoloutley Not! Pupil:well,I haven't done the h.w.! Hehe!! I love that!! Can anyone pridict an answer by the teacher!!??
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Post by Miss Nourhan on Jan 25, 2008 1:03:20 GMT 2
She can never punish him for that!!HAHA! ;D Hey,check this one out: Pupil 1 :Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. Pupil 2: So what's so great about that ? Pupil 1: It's snowing outside ! What a stupid pupil!!
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Post by Sarah on Feb 8, 2008 13:12:56 GMT 2
WOW!! I love that!!!!!! So sweet Noui
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Post by Miss Nourhan on Feb 8, 2008 21:54:34 GMT 2
Can u tell one? ;D
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Post by missyleena on Mar 15, 2008 23:14:32 GMT 2
uhhh...hmmmm...
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